1) She tries her best to keep me current and trendy. Can't wait until my
big reveal at the airport!
2) She's my Dairy Queen and I'm her Diary Queen.
3) She sent my kids pipe cleaners, pom-poms, and googly eyes.
4) She sent me a very, very nice nail clipper and didn't even know it!
5) She emails faithfully and makes nothingness sound so exciting. It's a
6) She makes me drool with her baking and cooking and I'm living as
physically as far away from her kitchen as I can possibly be. That takes
talent, folks. Real talent.
7) Dino-sours. She just gets me.
8) She's married to my brother. That's awesome cuz she'll be around
9) bum slappin' (I know I said that last time, but it just has to be said