Danya? Dick Dick?

I'm worried about Bill. He's been having some withdrawl symptoms ever since Dick and Danya left. The other night he just kept saying, 'airplane, danya?'. Yes Bill, it's true. Dick and Danya went on an airplane and are gone out of our lives. Last night I showed him a picture of Dick and Danya and he just kept saying in a very high, quiet voice (and I'm not kidding), 'Dick Dick? Danya?'. It was like he was holding back his tears. Bill is having a lot of trouble sleeping. He cries himself to sleep every night since they left. Oh Bill, I know it's hard, but we just gotta pull ourselves together and keep going. Life doesn't stop for us when we're sad. We just gotta keep going. Be strong, Bill, be strong....if not for yourself, then for me.

Danya, seriously, maybe you could call Bill and encourage him a little sometime?

Billy Idol

" No pictures, please." Billy wasn't quick enough to get away from the paparazzi this time. Billy is known to shy away from cameras and tries to live a very private life. He drives an unsuspecting Accord which usually throws off those pesky paparazzi. Rumor has it he was leaving for a pleasure trip to St. Pete's in Russia.

To my faithful readers......

This is a sincere apology for not posting for so long. This is the culprit who has prevented me from posting.

I'd like to introduce 'the Jester' - the newest member of our clan. Notice the stylish fall sweater he's wearing courtesy of his auntie Danya. Looking sharp Jester, looking sharp. Not sure if the horizontal stripes do much for ya, though. sorry.

Star Struck

Much to Bill's delight there was free face painting at the church picnic today. And big surprise, he wanted a star drawn on his cheek. All the other kids wanted butterflies and tigers, but not Bill. Nope, he wanted a star. You should've seen the way he strutted around with his star. Bill, if you've got it, flaunt it, but maybe be a little more modest next time. We all know you're great and cool already, so cut it out with all this star stuff, all right?

The pic below is Madi putting Bill back in his place. Way to go Madi. You did what we all wished we had the guts to do. Bill didn't take it too well, but someone needed to say something.

Diet Update #3

Bill is approaching the one year mark on his diet. He wanted me to post another update for everyone. As you all know he's definitely had his ups and downs throughout the year, but in the last few weeks he's made some progress. He's decided to take the focus off what the scale says and just focus on eating right and feeling healthy. He's been under stress lately as he's anticipating the arrival of his new bro or sis and I think we all know it's difficult to eat right under stress. I'm pleased to report that Bill is holding his own very well under this difficult circumstance. Those evening cravings when it'd be easy to down a couple of teddy grahams or freezies, he chooses to obstain and opts for a glass of milk or some strawberries. "Baby steps, it's all about the baby steps," he tells me. Bill wanted me to send a special thanks out to his Aunt Crystal for always being such an encouragement through it all. If it wasn't for her he doesn't know where he'd be.

Here are a couple of parting shots of Bill...eating right. We're proud of you, buddy.

Left Behind

Crystal, We've been trying to get ahold of you since you left. You left one of your bags behind. Chris was just cringing while he unpacked the bag. Your bridesmaid shoes.....then your toothbrush....then your contact solution.....And then.....out popped Bill. Man was he pissed. He wanted to go to Florida more than anything and then you just HAD to forget the bag that he was packed in. Let's just say you better bring back a rockin' souvenier for him. Maybe then he'll forgive you.

Bill's Best Bud

Bill insisted that I make a post about his best friend "Big J". Bill and Big J have an open and honest relationship. Big J often talks to Bill about his diet. He encourages Bill to cut back and to eat more vegetables. Often, Big J is the only one that can get through to Bill. Bill encourages Big J to just muster up the courage and take those first few steps. 'It's not so bad', Bill tells him.

The real reason Bill wanted me to do a post on Big J was so we could give a big shout out to him! Here it goes.....HURRAY FOR BIG J - HERE IS A BIG SHOUT FOR YOU. Big J finally took the plunge and took those first steps. Bill knew you could do it. He believed in you more than anyone else. Bill is looking forward to ripping around the park and having his best friend right beside him.

Here is a nice shot of Bill and "J" showing a little affection. Can't you just feel the love?

Bill's Diet Update

Bill had joined millions of other North American's in what I like to call 'the diet trap'. As you can see from the before and after pics of his 'diet' not much progress has been made. He keeps giving into his carb cravings....and his exercise routine has gone downhill. He keeps promising Auntie Crystal that he'll do pilates with her some morning, but of course, it's been a bunch of empty promises. Sometimes he pulls out his pilates mat and puts it by his door with good intentions, but usually it gets put away again or it just stays there and we all step over it for a few weeks. I know he pretends it doesn't bother him....but when his pants are getting tighter and his shirts are getting smaller I think deep down inside he knows he needs to make some changes. My advice to Bill is to just scrap the fad diets and just live a healthy lifestyle. I've seen how it's getting him down and discouraged. Eat sensibly, Bill. And instead of using the remote all the time, try to get up off the couch and change the channel that way.


Bill at 11 months



















Bill at 15 months

Heartbroken.....

Bill was heartbroken today. He found out there is another man in Auntie Crystal's life. This so called 'soysoy', or 'sawyer'. How is life ever going to be the same? He's decided to make the best of it and move on. He told me even if he has to share his Aunt's affection, it's better than to lose her all together. Here is Bill moments after he found out about 'soysoy'.

StaaaaBucks and Jimmy Choo for YOU

Japan has STAAABUCKS! Staaabucks, staaabucks, staaaaaabucks! Today in the big city there was a staaabucks around every corner. I nearly went crazy. Which Staaabucks should we go to first? Crystal, this Staabucks is for you. It wasn't the same without you.

You would never believe it. We found Jimmy Choo. There it was...every girl's dream. I looked high and low until I found the perfect shoe for Crystal. But, the only problem was the language barrier. How could I communicate her size to the friendly sales lady? Would she understand me? I began pointing at the shoe and then showing her 8 fingers. Maybe she would figure it out. Much to my surprise she seemed to understand what I was trying to say. I couldn't believe my luck! Well, little did I know my luck was about to run out. The sales lady disappeared into the back for a few minutes. I could tell by the look on her face that she had bad news. She rattled off a bunch of stuff to me in Japanese, but I knew what she was trying to say. In just one small moment she completely crushed all my hopes of bringing Crystal an authentic Jimmy Choo shoe.

Well Crystal, I hope you know that I tried. I tried real hard. The least I could do was take a photo to show you what could have been, but what was never meant to be. Sorry, sis. I can only hope you will understand.

Dogs, Plum Blossoms, and Funk

This is a shout out to Crystal way out in Winkler, Manitoba. I hear she's having a difficult time being seperated from me. Well, here is a little funk sent out her way. Cheer up. I'll be home soon. Just look at this picture whenever you miss me. Feel the funk, Crystal. Let it flow, babe. Let it flow.

Bill's Adventure Continued.....

I know you've all been waiting for episode II. Sorry to keep you waiting. Bill's Excellent Adventure continues......

It didn't take Bill long to realize that he was a hot commodity with the ladies. I don't blame them. With rugged good looks like his, what girl could resist? Bill was constantly fighting them off. Here is one girl's attempt to win his heart....nice try senorita.


Here's a nice looking senorita, Bill. He didn't take long to make his move. One thing Bill looks for in a girl is if she rides nice wheels. Here he's checking out her hot ride. As you can tell by his smile he's diggin' it. Nice pick, Bill.





Wow, Bill. You sure move quickly. Bill started to aquire a taste for the latin ladies. Here is yet another senorita whom he got very friendly with. So, this was a ministry trip, Bill? Oh sure, you were 'ministering' to this lovely latin lady? OH Bill. You're a real player!





Okay, so here is a picture of William actually finding some time to help do some 'ministry stuff'. Nice cover, buddy. I'm sure you're just going to use those beans to help your real 'mission'.

Bill's excellent adventure was definitely excellent.

Anyone missing a Diet Cherry Coke?

It was just way too tempting....what possibly could go better with pizza than a Cherry Coke? Sorry Crystal. I just couldn't resist. I meant to give it back. Honest.

Bill's Excellent Adventure

Bill's already experienced in his first year of life what few people experience in a lifetime. Bill's excellent adventure took him into the jungles of Peru. Tarapoto will never be the same.

This is where it all began......

more adventures to come......

Bill's Birthday Suit

When Bill saw this picture he realized that he really needed to start cutting back and toning up. He's been on a low-carb diet, although his weakness is a great slice of fresh bread with butter.

His workout routine consists strength training (pushing around the coffee table) and cardio (climbing stairs) . He insists on keeping his workouts fun. He's secretly hoping his Aunt Crystal will borrow him her Pilates video, or at least invite him over to workout together.

Bill will often engage in a game of tag. This is not only fun, but is a great workout as well! Good luck, Bill. Keep fit and have fun.

Couch Time

aaawwww. Aren't they so sweet and all cuddly on the couch? Bill loves having company over! He's a real social butterfly. Bill hasn't missed a Survivor night yet.

The Great White North Meets Billy

This is Bill at Clear Lake. He loved the snow. It brings a smile to his face everytime. Will it ever grow old, Bill? Bill isn't so sure about the cold temperatures, however. It makes his nose run and he's embarrassed about how red his nose gets. Oh Bill, get over it.

Bill's favorite Auntie....

This is a picture of Bill's Aunt Crystal. She's his favorite aunt. He lights up whenever he sees her and it's no wonder. Just look at how talented she is. She loves to get dressed up and do hula shows for him. I think his favorite part is the bright flowers she always puts in her hair.

Aunt Crystal always makes Bill laugh. The way she scrunches her nose at him and plays peekaboo is just such a gift.

Sailor Billy and it's not even Halloween

No, it's not halloween. This was Bill's Dad's sailor suit when he was little. Nice Camel Hoof, Bill.

ummmm mud

William sure had a great time playing in the mud. Or should I say eating it. I know you're all wondering, so yes, his poo was black the next day.